Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had appeal!

What do you call a monkey that loves Doritos? A chipmunk!

Why did the monkey like the computer? Because it had great byte!

What's a monkey's favorite fruit? Ape-ricots!

How does a monkey ask for a snack? "Can you lend me a hand?"

What do you call a monkey that loves to take pictures? A selfie-monkey!

What did the monkey say to the banana? "You're a-peeling!"

What's a monkey's favorite type of music? Swing!

Why did the monkey like the banana ladder? Because it was a-peel-ing!

What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear? Anything you want, it can't hear you!

How do monkeys get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!

Why did the monkey like the banana phone? Because it had great reception!

What's a monkey's favorite place in school? The jungle gym!

Why did the monkey like the banana costume? Because it was a-peel-ing!

What do you call a monkey that wins the lottery? A very lucky monkey!

What did the monkey say when it entered the zoo? "Long time, no sea!"

What do you call a monkey that likes to share? A generous George!

Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!

What do you call a monkey that flies an airplane? A pilot!

Why did the monkey like the bakery? Because it could get banana bread!

What do you call a monkey that loves to play cards? A chimpion!

How do monkeys stay safe in the jungle? They swing from tree to tree-net!

What's a monkey's favorite dessert? Banana split!

What's a monkey's favorite game? Hide and go bananas!

What do you get if you cross a monkey and a dog? A very excited postman!

Why did the monkey like the banana hammock? Because it was the perfect place to hang out!

What did the monkey say when it caught its tail on fire? "Hot, hot, hot!"

What do you call a monkey that won't stop talking? A baboon!

What do you call a monkey that loves to garden? A plantain-tender!

Why did the monkey like the computer mouse? Because it had a lot of clicks!

What do you call a monkey that won the lottery? Banana-split rich!

Why don't monkeys play cards in the wild? Because there are too many cheetahs!

What do you call a monkey that loves ice cream? A cone-artist!

What do you call a monkey that loves rock and roll? A funky monkey!

Why did the monkey go to the doctor? Because it had too many fleas!

What do you call a monkey with a banana in each hand? A pair of slippers!

What do you call a monkey that loves to dance? A funky monkey!

Why did the monkey like the jungle gym? Because it had the best "hangs"!

What did one monkey say to the other monkey? "I'm going bananas over you!"

What's a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!

Why don't monkeys ever bet on horse races? Because they're afraid of the bookies!

What do you call a monkey that likes to bowl? A strike ape!

What do you get if you cross a monkey and a skunk? A stinky monkey!

Why did the monkey like the library? Because it wanted to read "The Jungle Book"!

What do you call a monkey that loves to take a nap? A snooze-ophile!

What did the monkey say when it got a sunburn? "Ouch! My peelings!"

What do you call a monkey that likes to go fishing? A reel-ly good catch!

Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the fruit tree? Because it wanted to go bananas!

What do you call a monkey with a lot of keys? A jangle!

Why did the monkey like the barber shop? Because it wanted a "buzz" cut!

What do you call a monkey that loves chocolate? A cocoa-banana!

Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the zoo? Because it wanted to visit the high-pen!

How do you catch a monkey? Climb a tree and act like a banana!

Why don't monkeys ever play cards in the wild? Because they're afraid of cheetahs!

What do you call a monkey that wins a race? A "fast"oon!

What do you call a monkey that loves to play basketball? A slam dunk-ey!

Why did the monkey like the banana car? Because it had great "a-peel"!

How do monkeys stay safe when crossing the road? They hold hands and use the cross-chimp!

What's a monkey's favorite type of music? Swing and roll!

What did the monkey say to the banana? "You're the top banana!"

What's a monkey's favorite TV show? "The Banana Splits"!

Why did the monkey like the library? Because it wanted to borrow "Curious George"!

What do you call a monkey that's a great singer? A "croon"-key!

How do you make a banana split? You chase it!

What do you call a monkey that's always telling jokes? A pun-kin!

Why did the monkey go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!

What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear? Anything you want; it can't hear you!

What do you call a monkey that likes to take naps? A "snore"-illa!

Why did the monkey like the banana boat? Because it was "a-peel"-ing!

What do you call a monkey that loves to dance? A "funk"-y monkey!

Why did the monkey bring a backpack to the jungle? Because it wanted to have a "monkey business" meeting!

What's a monkey's favorite cookie? Chimpanzeenies!

What do you call a monkey that's always cold? A "brrr"-illa!

How do monkeys make toast? They use "ape"-ricot jam!

Why did the monkey like the bakery? Because it could get a "banana bread"!

What's a monkey's favorite state in the USA? Monkey-sissippi!

How does a monkey ask for a snack? "Can you lend me a hand?"

Why did the monkey like the computer? Because it had a lot of "bytes"!

What's a monkey's favorite video game? Donkey Kong!

What do you call a monkey that tells jokes underwater? A "sea"-monkey!

What's a monkey's favorite subject in school? "Ape"titude!

Why did the monkey like the math class? Because it could "count" on it!

How do you stop a monkey from biting its nails? Offer it a banana clip!

What do you call a monkey with a banana on its head? A "banana hat"-er!

What did one monkey say to the other monkey? "You're the "ape"-ple of my eye!"

What's a monkey's favorite type of movie? Jungle films!

Why did the monkey sit on the clock? It wanted to be a "little" hand!

How do you make a monkey stop biting its nails? Give it a banana to peel instead!

What's a monkey's favorite game to play with cards? "Go fish"!

What do you call a monkey that's always on the phone? A "cell"-ebritty!

Why did the monkey like to go to the art gallery? Because it loved to "ape"-preciate art!

What do you call a monkey that tells jokes at the circus? A "clown"-key!

What's a monkey's favorite kind of sandwich? Peanut butter and "ape"-ple jelly!

Why don't monkeys ever use computers? Because they're afraid of the "mouse"!

What do you call a monkey that's good at martial arts? Kung "fu"-nky!

Why did the monkey like the chocolate factory? Because it was full of "choco-lot"!

What's a monkey's favorite song? "Don't Stop Believing" by "Journey"!

How do you make a banana split? You drop it!

What do you call a monkey that loves to tell stories? A "tale"-ented monkey!

Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the banana tree? Because it wanted to go ape for the ripest ones!

What do you call a monkey who is a poet? A rhyme-er.

How do you make a monkey laugh? Tell it a banana split joke.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because it was the chicken’s day off.

What do you call a monkey that loves to take pictures? A shutter "chimp"!

Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the banana tree party? Because it wanted to climb to new "heights" of fun!

How do you make a monkey laugh? Tell it a "bananasic" joke!

What do you call a monkey that won't stop playing music? A "rock"et scientist!

How do monkeys stay cool in the summer? They use their "ape"-r conditioning!

What's a monkey's favorite dessert after a meal? A "banana-split" second choice!

What do you call a monkey with a PhD? A "smart-ape"!