Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund? Because he wanted to get a long little doggy!

What do you call a cowboy who's always on time? Punctual Cassidy.

Why did the cowboy go to school? To improve his "readin', ritin', and rodeo" skills.

What do you call a cowboy with a sense of humor? Laughing Stock.

How do cowboys stay cool in the summer? They use their "neigh-bors" to fan them off.

What did the cowboy say at the end of his rope? "This is the end of my rope!"

Why did the cowboy take his horse to the chiropractor? Because he had a little "neigh-glect."

What did the cowboy say when he got to the salad bar? "Lettuce, romaine calm."

Why did the cowboy get a Wi-Fi connection on the ranch? So he could "surf" the prairie.

What do you call a cowboy's belt? Ranch dressing!

What do you call a cowboy who tells jokes? A pun-dit.

How do cowboys like their coffee? With a lasso sugar.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund and a bull? He wanted to get a "longhorn" dog.

What do you call a cowboy who's a magician? Houdini Hoss.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund and a cow? He wanted to get a "longhorn" dog and some "moo"-sic.

What did the cowboy say to the pencil? "Draw, partner!"

What's a cowboy's favorite type of music? Western swing.

How do cowboys always know how much their horses weigh? They use a "saddle-ite" scale.

What's a cowboy's favorite type of sandwich? A "roast" beef sandwich.

Why don't cowboys ever get lost? Because they always follow the "herd."

What do you call a cowboy who likes to stay up late? Midnight Rider.

Why did the cowboy take a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!

What do you call a cowboy with bad manners? Rude-olph.

Why was the cowboy a great gardener? He had a green thumb and a yellow streak down his back!

What do you call a cowboy who's a gardener? Planty McShooty.

Why did the cowboy ride his horse to town? Because it was too heavy to carry!

What do you get when you cross a cowboy and a detective? Sheriff Holmes.

Why did the cowboy become an astronaut? He wanted to lasso the moon!

What do cowboys do for fun at the beach? They ride the "tide" and catch some "sea-sons."

How do cowboys keep their jeans from wrinkling? With a "wrangler."

What did the cowboy say when he got a job at the bakery? "I'm in loaf."

Why did the cowboy ride his horse into town? He wanted to "saddle up" to the bar.

What did the cowboy say to the treadmill? "You ain't got the horsepower, partner!"

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund and a pig? He wanted to get a "long-pig" for the rodeo.

What do you call a cowboy who's always losing his hat? Absent-minded.

Why did the cowboy take his horse to the movies? Because he heard it was a "hoof"-buster!

What do cowboys put on their salads? "Ranch" dressing, of course!

How do cowboys like their eggs? "Yolked" and loaded.

What did the cowboy say when he saw a herd of cattle? "Looks like a lot of bull to me!"

What do you call a cowboy with a lot of cats? A "purr-snickety" rancher.

How do cowboys keep their hats on during a tornado? They "hold 'em" down!

What did the cowboy say when he found out he won the lottery? "Well, butter my biscuit!"

Why did the cowboy become a musician? Because he wanted to "strum" up some fun.

How do cowboys greet each other in the morning? With a "cow-moo-nicative" "Howdy!"

What's a cowboy's favorite kind of car? A Mustang.

Why did the cowboy get a parrot? Because he wanted to "tweet" from the saddle.

What do you call a cowboy who's a weather forecaster? A "partly cloudy" wrangler.

Why did the cowboy become a gardener? Because he had a "rootin'-tootin'" good time with his plants.

What do you call a cowboy who's always in a hurry? Rushin' Boots.

What do you call a cowboy who's good with tools? Ranch-handymen!

Why did the cowboy bring a ladder to the rodeo? Because he wanted to get on the "high horse"!

What do cowboys use to clean their clothes? Lariat detergent!

How do cowboys apologize? They say, "I'm sorry, that was a mis-steak."

What do you get when you cross a cowboy with a detective? Sherlock Holms.

Why did the cowboy adopt a bull? He wanted a "beefy" sidekick!

What's a cowboy's favorite type of science? "Ranch"ology!

How do cowboys stay warm in the winter? They huddle together in the "hoof lodge."

Why did the cowboy get kicked out of the bakery? He kept eating all the "haystack" cookies!

What do you call a cowboy with a lot of girlfriends? A "rodeo" Romeo.

How do cowboys send letters? With "stampedes"!

What do you call a cowboy's trusty steed? His "buddy."

What do you call a cowboy's favorite restaurant? The Saddle 'n' Stirrup!

Why did the cowboy become a stand-up comedian? He wanted to "lasso" the audience!

What do cowboys say when they're confused? "I'm all mixed up, like a tumbleweed in a tornado!"

Why did the cowboy bring a ladder to the saloon? Because he heard the drinks were on the "high shelf"!

What do you call a cowboy who's always on the phone? A "cell-owboy"!

How do cowboys keep their horses healthy? They use "neigh-tural" remedies!

What do cowboys do when they can't find their cattle? They "steer" clear!

Why did the cowboy bring a raincoat to the rodeo? He heard it was going to be a "downpour"!

What did one cowboy say to the other after a long day of riding? "Let's hoof it back to the bunkhouse!"

Why did the cowboy start a gardening club? He wanted to "grow" his circle of friends!

What's a cowboy's favorite kind of candy? "Ranch-chews"!

Why don't cowboys ever play hide and seek with their horses? Because the horses are always "stable" geniuses!

What do you call a cowboy's favorite bedtime story? A "yarn"!

Why did the cowboy bring a ladder to the corral? Because he heard the horses were "high steppers"!

How do cowboys make their coffee? They "saddle up" to the coffee pot!

What do cowboys call their underwear? Bronco Briefs!

What's a cowboy's favorite type of puzzle? A "lasso"-rynk!

How did the cowboy get to the top of the mountain? He "saddled" up!

Why did the cowboy take his guitar to the cattle drive? Because he wanted to "strum" up some entertainment!

What do cowboys use to keep their pants up? "Belt" buckles!

Why did the cowboy put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some "liquid assets"!

What do you call a cowboy who's a master chef? Chuck Wagon!

Why did the cowboy bring a pillow to the rodeo? He heard it was going to be a "rough" night!

What's a cowboy's favorite type of dance? The "square" dance!

Why did the cowboy bring a ladder to the poker game? He wanted to get a "straight flush"!

What do you call a cowboy with a pet snake? A "sidewinder" handler!

How do cowboys keep track of time? With their "wrangler" watches!

Why did the cowboy become a banker? He wanted to be in charge of the "cattle"-logs!

What do you call a cowboy who loves to fish? A "trout" wrangler!

Why did the cowboy bring a ladder to the desert? He heard the sand dunes were "sky high"!

What's a cowboy's favorite type of insect? A "horseshoe" fly!

How do cowboys stay healthy? They "giddy up" and exercise!

Why did the cowboy bring a ladder to the cattle auction? He wanted to see the "high steaks"!

What do cowboys say when they're having a bad day? "Well, butter my biscuit and call me tenderfoot!"

Why did the cowboy bring a ladder to the barbershop? He wanted a "high and tight" haircut!

What's a cowboy's favorite type of math? "Al-gebra"!

Why did the cowboy become a math teacher? He wanted to teach "sum" tough lessons!

What do you call a cowboy who's always playing pranks? A "rodeo" clown!

Why did the cowboy ride his horse through the car wash? He wanted to "clean up" his act!

What did one cowboy say to the other during a poker game? "I've got a royal flush, and I ain't even taken my boots off!"

Why was the cowboy always calm under pressure? Because he had "saddle-itude."

What do you call a cowboy who tells tall tales? A "yarn"-spinner!

How do cowboys make decisions? They "lasso-toss" a coin.

What's a cowboy's favorite type of math? Cow-culus!

Why did the cowboy become a musician? He wanted to "fiddle" around!

How did the cowboy become a gardener? He wanted to "cultivate" his wild side!

What do you call a cowboy with a dog? A "bark"-ing bronco.

Why did the cowboy bring a ladder to the desert? He heard the sand dunes were "sky-high"!

What do you get when you cross a cowboy and a computer? A rootin'-tootin' "data" wrangler!

Why did the cowboy wear a clock around his waist? Because he wanted to "watch" his belt!

What did the cowboy say when his favorite horse got sick? "I hope you're feelin' better 'neigh'-bor!"

How do cowboys greet each other on the internet? With a "Y'all" search!

Why did the cowboy become a weather forecaster? He wanted to predict "ranch" showers!

What do you call a cowboy's favorite genre of music? Country and "western"!

Why did the cowboy bring a ladder to the cattle roundup? To count the "high steaks"!

What do you call a cowboy who's a poet? A "rhyme"-ing ranger.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund and a snake? He wanted to get a "long dog" and a "sly-therin" companion!

What's a cowboy's favorite button on a remote control? "Yeehaw-nd"!