Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!

What kind of cheese is made backward? Edam.

How do you handle dangerous cheese? Caerphilly!

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours on the Internet? Social Cheddar.

Why was the cheese so good at basketball? Because it had great "swiss" shots!

What do you call cheese that's sad? Blue cheese.

How does a cheese propose? With a cheesy ring!

Why did the cheese bring a ladder? To get to the top "shelf"!

What's a cheese's favorite horror movie? The Swiss Chainsaw Massacre.

How do you make a cheese sad? Make it feel bleu.

What's a cheese's favorite TV show? Gouda Times.

Why did the cheese fail the test? Because it couldn't make the grade.

What's a cheese's favorite dance? The Limburger-lean.

How do you encourage a cheese? Say, "You're grate!"

What's a cheese's favorite pickup line? "You must be Swiss because you're so hole-y."

How did the cheese propose to the tomato? With a cheesy "I'll melt for you."

What do you call a cheese factory that exploded? De-brie.

What's a cheese's favorite rock band? Brie-Yoncé.

Why did the cheese get in trouble with the law? It was too sharp!

What's a cheese's favorite city? Briesbane.

What do you call a cheese that's an artist? Gorgonzilla!

Why did the cheese bring a sweater? Because it was a bit chilly.

What's a cheese's favorite party game? Camembert-ty Pong!

What's a cheese's favorite sport? Feta-lon.

How do you make a cheese roll down the hill? Push it!

What did one cheese say to the other cheese at the gym? "Gouda workout!"

What's a cheese's favorite place in New York City? The Big Apple-tizer.

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? "Halloumi!"

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours and doesn't belong to anyone else either? "Nacho cheese" on a deserted island!

How does a cheese greet its friends? "Hey there, dairy good friend!"

What do you call cheese that's sad but trying to be positive? Provo-lone.

What kind of cheese do you use to disguise a small horse? Mascarpone!

What do you call a cheese that's never been on time? Late cheddar.

How does cheese say goodbye? "Cheese you later!"

What's a cheese's favorite horror movie director? Alfred Hitchgoat.

What did the cheese say to the mirror? "Looking Gouda today!"

What's a cheese's favorite day of the week? Brie-day!

Why did the cheese hide from the camera? Because it was so camera-shy.

How do you organize a fantastic space party? You "planet"!

What do you call a cheese that's been through a hurricane? Gorgon-zola.

What kind of music do cheese listen to? R 'n' Brie.

What do you get when you cross a cheese and a rock? Gneiss.

What do you call a cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Slam dunk-el.

Why did the cheese break up with the cracker? It thought it was too "crumby."

What did the cheese say to the wine at the party? "You make everything 'grate'!"

Why did the cheese go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little "whey"!

What do you call a cheese that's all alone? Provolone

What do you call a cheese that's not yours and is always in a hurry? "Nacho cheese" on the run!

Why did the cheese refuse to play cards with the deck? It was afraid of getting shredded.

What do you call a cheese that loves to take pictures? Say "Cheeseeee!"

Why did the cheese get in trouble with the law? Because it was caught with a curd weapon!

What's a cheese's favorite kind of music? Rind and blues.

How do you make an art exhibit more exciting? Just add some Brie-strokes!

What do you call a cheese that tells jokes? A Laughing Cow.

How did the cheese prove it was the boss? It stood up to the big cheese!

What's a cheese's favorite type of movie? Anything that's a real gouda thriller.

Why was the cheese always calm in stressful situations? Because it had inner peace.

What did the cheese say to the wine at the party? "You're aged to perfection!"

How do you make a cheese puff? Push it down a hill!

What kind of cheese do you use to disguise a horse? Camouflaige!

Why don't cheese ever get lost? Because they always know the whey!

What's a cheese's favorite place in London? The Big Ben-d of the River Thames.

How does a cheese apologize? It says, "I'm sorry if I'm being too cheesy."

What's a cheese's favorite pastime? Cheesing people off!

Why was the cheese so good at solving mysteries? It always had a sharp mind.

How does a cheese cope with stress? It meditates and practices "cheese-fulness."

What do you call a cheese that's stuck up? A "grater-than-thou."

What did the cheese say to the mirror? "Halloumi again!"

How does cheese stay healthy? It exercises and goes for "gouda" walks.

What's a cheese's favorite Disney movie? The Lion "Cheese."

How do you organize a space party for cheeses? You planet!

What's a cheese's favorite day of the year? Christmas, because it's the "bries-t" time.

What do you call a cheese that's always at the gym? Protein-packed Parmesan.

How do you make cheese soup? Melt it and say, "Brie happy!"

What did one cheese wheel say to the other? "I'm wheely gouda at rolling."

What's a cheese's favorite game show? "Wheel of Fortune."

How does cheese greet its friends? "Hey there, curd you were here!"

What did the cheese say to the baseball? "You make me melt!"

Why did the cheese get an award? Because it was so grate!

What's a cheese's favorite instrument? The cheese-board!

How do you make a cheese laugh? Tell it some "cheddar"-worthy jokes.

What's a cheese's favorite beverage? Whey-ter!

Why did the cheese start a band? It wanted to be a big "wheeler."

What do you call a cheese that loves to surf? Brie-ard.

How do you make a cheese sandwich? Just "lettuce" and "tomato" it!

What's a cheese's favorite comedy movie? "Cheesefield."

What did one cheese say to the other cheese during an argument? "Let's not make this a grating experience."

How do you make a cheese smile? Say, "You're looking gouda today!"

Why did the cheese take a vacation? Because it needed to de-stress and "un-wine."

What's a cheese's favorite game to play at the beach? Sandy "cheeses."

Why was the cheese so confident? Because it believed in itself "cheddar" than anyone else.

What's a cheese's favorite dance? The cheesy cha-cha!

How do you know when a cheese is angry? It starts to get "red-faced."

What do you call a cheese that's not yours and is acting mysteriously? "Nacho cheese" in disguise!

What's a cheese's favorite movie genre? Slice-of-life dramas.

Why was the cheese blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing!

What did the cheese say to the mirror? "I'm so gouda-looking!"

How do you make a grilled cheese sandwich laugh? Pickle it gently.

Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional curds and wheys.

Why don't cheese ever get in arguments? They prefer to keep things "mature."

What's a cheese's favorite Christmas carol? "O, Feta Night."

What did the cheese say during the photoshoot? "Say cheese!"

How do you make a cheese roll? Push it down a hill!

What do you call a cheese that's sad? Blue cheese.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours on the internet? Social Cheddar.

What's a cheese's favorite TV show? Gouda Girls.

How does a cheese propose? With an engagement Brie-ng!

Why did the cheese refuse to play cards? Because it was afraid of being shredded!

What's a cheese's favorite clothing item? A Swiss sweater.

Why did the cheese take up gardening? It wanted to be a "cheddar" thumb.

How do you make a cheese smile? Tell it a "grate" joke.

What's a cheese's favorite board game? Cheese-Settlers of Catan.

What's a cheese's favorite dance? The Limburger-lean.

What do you call a cheese that's an opera singer? Pavarott-i.

What's a cheese's favorite destination? Briesbane, Australia.

Why was the cheese always in a good mood? Because it had a "brie"-lliant outlook on life.

What did the cheese say to the macaroni? "You complete me!"

How does a cheese answer the phone? "Muenster here!"

What's a cheese's favorite card game? Brie-ngo!

What's a cheese's favorite magazine? Gouda Housekeeping.

Why did the cheese bring a microphone to the party? Because it wanted to be the big cheese of karaoke!

What do you call a cheese that loves to meditate? Zen-ster.

Why did the cheese get a ticket? Because it was too sharp!

What's a cheese's favorite basketball team? The Milwaukee Buck-tears.

Why did the cheese try to be an actor? It wanted to be in "cheddar" commercials.

What do you call a cheese that's always late? Provolone.

What's a cheese's favorite fruit? Brie-nana.

What do you call a cheese that's good at martial arts? Jacked cheese.

What do you call a cheese that loves to tell stories? Fable-icious.

How does cheese encourage its friends? By saying, "You're grate!"

What's a cheese's favorite social media platform? Insta-grate!

What do you call a cheese that's into yoga? Muenster pose.

What's a cheese's favorite fairy tale? The Three Little Curds.

Why was the cheese always calm? Because it practiced "dairy" meditation.